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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Day 2: The giant horse-dog still hasn’t noticed me." [thats_absrd]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Day 2: The giant horse-dog still hasn’t noticed me." [thats_absrd]

(via crystalmoonphase)

"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."

(via thoughtsforbees)

(Source: khaleesi-lifts, via ohmywideeyedgaze)

*6

t-1989-swift:

I want to go to a taylor swift concert :’(
*goes to cry in the corner*

I WANT TO GO TO A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT IN MEXICO

(via dustofffyourhighesthopes)

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

(via anewfoundggrace)

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)

"Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own."

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via kushandwisdom)

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ohmywideeyedgaze:

In which a favorite childhood movie gets it 100% right.

(Source: seekelsey)

"If your past calls and tells you that he misses you, hang up calmly and go hug your present."

Gibran Khalil Gibran (via lostcake)

(Source: nizariat, via dustofffyourhighesthopes)